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Painting again #oilpainting #head #flamingonecks #ItsGonnaBeALongSemester (at csuf)
Sep 9, 2014 / 1 note

Painting again #oilpainting #head #flamingonecks #ItsGonnaBeALongSemester (at csuf)

beach bums #tombow #sketch #TheyHadNoIdea
Aug 15, 2014

beach bums #tombow #sketch #TheyHadNoIdea

What do you call a pair of sad boobs? Boo-hoobs #boobs #sketch #sadboobs #tits #TitsMyPartyAndIllCryIfIWantTo #jokes #lactate
Jul 6, 2014 / 1 note

What do you call a pair of sad boobs? Boo-hoobs #boobs #sketch #sadboobs #tits #TitsMyPartyAndIllCryIfIWantTo #jokes #lactate

At the Microsoft store in LA.  Old people are quite fabulous. 
Jun 24, 2014 / 1 note

At the Microsoft store in LA.  Old people are quite fabulous. 

A couple of crazy characters I saw during a 60s classic rock cover band.  They really brought the house down.  
Jun 23, 2014

A couple of crazy characters I saw during a 60s classic rock cover band.  They really brought the house down.  

Mummified Pets at the Bowers Museum!  Ancient Egyptians were hardcore. 
Jun 22, 2014 / 1 note

Mummified Pets at the Bowers Museum!  Ancient Egyptians were hardcore. 

Jun 20, 2014 / 1 note

Sketches from my impromptu Carnival Cruise Vacation!  I had a seriously fun time people watching on deck with my boyfriend and his family. 

Sketch! Sketch! Sketch! 
Jun 5, 2014 / 1 note

Sketch! Sketch! Sketch! 

Jun 4, 2014

Restaurant Sketches

May 7, 2014 / 951 notes

"Arnold my love, my sultry preteen.

Why must I hold you only whilst I dream?

Will I forever be enslaved by your spell?

Why must I worship you and never tell?

Arnold you make my girlhood tremble.

My senses all go wacky.

Someday I’ll tell the world my love…

Or my name’s not Helga G. Pataki!!”

Fan art I made for a 90’s Cartoons Art Contest